Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
And this ladies and gents
is why Rap Monster wears shades!
he’s like cyclops from x men except instead of killing us with lasers from his eyes he kills us with the super kawaii rainbows and sparkles that shoot from his greasy eyes of cuteness
b1a4 is deadly it’s a trap run away
because really they’re dorky and kawaii as fuck and can’t dance to save their lives unless it’s their personal stripper routines and look at their faces they’re so innocent and cute
but no have you seen their photoshoots like wow thank for sex appeal now where is b1a4 oh wait shit no b1a4 can’t make me feel this way i can’t feel these photoshoots like this
but you feel it
you feel it in your groin
and guess what
it’s fucking b1a4
- Kris: why do I have to scrape this nasty ass floor are you serious?
- Kai: my fuckin braids keep hitting me in the face!!!
- Sehun: I get to hold Luhan's hand :D
- Suho: how am I supposed to slide under these people
- Chanyeol: it looks like we're scraping dog shit off our shoes when it's cold
- Chen: I can't see where I'm supposed to go with all this eyeliner
- Lay: got a circle of bitches around me
- Luhan: I look like a gay boxer why do you dress me like this
- D.O: bitches love raccoon hats
- Baekhyun: headband swag
- Xiumin: they painted my nails...WHY
- Tao: my hair might be red but at least it's not Sehun's
Am I the only person who is irrationally in love with Chen’s voice in this particular part of Peter Pan where he harmonizes with Luhan??
I dunno why but it just sounds so perfect TvT
im in love with chens voice all the time so
these mcbites from mcdonalds are better than sex
no sex is better
‘no sex’ is better
if sehun and tao aren’t gay why do their wrists randomly flick at right angles
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